Friday, 23 October 2015

Good Morning wonderful LNYDP peeps! What a song of the week I have for you all! I am driving everyone in the LNYDP Mews nuts as I can't stop singing it (badly) lol! Not to mention busting a few desk dance moves! Oooohh yeah!! lol!!


This is just like me today! Do you guys want to see me dancing like this? Theresa has a picture apparently...?? lol!!


But on a more serious note another great week in the LNYDP Mews Headquarters! Thus another great read for you this fine Friday wonderful peeps!



Welcome Warr's Harley Davidson


I am delighted to announce that Warr's Harley Davidson's (The oldest and largest Harley Davidson Dealership in Europe) will be participating in LNYDP 2016. They will be driving their 10 most exotic and gorgeous Harley's down the historic Parade Route come January 1st! This is definitely a sight you do not want to miss! I am more of a car man, however.... how magical is a proper Harley with a custom Matt Paint Job! That could even convert me to two wheel fun! The sound, the sight, the smell....just wow!! Come check it out wonderful LNYDP peeps! A little teaser/taster below.....



A classic custom matt black Harley! Yes please lol!!!

Check out the Chrome! Seriously beautiful! Poetry in motion peeps lol!!





Mike and me work up a sweat! 


Ok, so our LNYDP warehouse is currently in the process of being revolutionised and guess who is revolutionising it lol! Yep thats right Mike and I!! haha!! The current warehouse is being stripped bare and it will be fully shelved and look rather like a miniature version of the Amazon Warehouse lol! Seriously though lol! I have to say yesterday was tough and last night I slept like a baby haha!! Check out our efforts below! Impressive stuff right!! lol Apologies for the awful, in fact truly terribly picture quality lol! I am definitely no David Bailey haha!! 



All those shelves were constructed with love, sweat and tears!!

Mike looking delighted at our days work lol!! First stage...DONE lol!! 



LNYDP Alfie has a Halloween Jumper!!


Alfie's grandma has very kindly been looking after the LNYDP mascot Alf a lot this week as I have been a terrible absent dog dad! However Alfie has had the best week ever! He has even got a new favourite food....haddock fish!! I mean seriously!!! lol!!

Now as we all know, Grandma's like to spoil their granddogs right??? And well this week, Alfie was treated to his very own special Halloween jumper and to be honest it looks way too cute on him haha!! We took him out wearing it the other night and well words escape me, take a look at the pictures lol!!!! He is actually too cute, no wonder he gets away with being so naughty haha!! 



Such a handsome pup!! Even sitting remarkably well in this picture too lol!


He decided that he wanted a hug from grandma! Still super cute haha!! 



100,000 Views!! Yayyy!!! 


We did it amazing and wonderful LNYDP peeps!! We made the 100,000 mark!! Massive thank you to all for reading, love you guys!! 
P.s. Make sure you read next week's as have some amazing pictures from Panama and Georgia!! Watch this space lol!! 



A magical looking picture in keeping with the LNYDP theme lol!!




Song Of The Week


What a song! Sit back, enjoy and have a great weekend!! Thank you all so much for your continued reading and support! Ald and I are eternally grateful you magnificent LNYDP peeps xxx











Friday, 16 October 2015

Good Morning magnificent LNYDP peeps. What a week! Both professionally and personally! Alf and I have not spent a single night in this week and it is safe to say, we are exhausted! But on a more important note this week it was the birthday of both Geri Bone (LNYDP Company Director) and Grandma Bone (LNYDP Legend)!! Happy Birthday!!!!



Happy Birthday Mum Bone! Best in the Universe!

Happy Birthday Grandma! The best Grandma in the Universe! 


LNYDP Launch


The time has come and the planning has started! This year will be the bIggest and the best LNYDP Parade Launch EVER! I am not allowed to give too much away, however you guys know me lol!! Lets just say it will be truly magical! Think dry ice cocktails, magical canapes and oh sooo much more! There might also be rather an incredible performance from one of the World's greatest Celebrity Illusionists.... But my lips are sealed haha!! Put it this way, the LNYDP Prade Launch on December 10th is set to be a truly magical occasion NOT to be missed wonderful peeps!  P.s. below are a few hints as to what will be in the bespoke LNYDP Parade Launch goody box! 



LNYDP swirly pop's! Way too excited about these!!

Our LNYDP miniature playing cards! These are quality! Should we make these available on the shop?


LNYDP welcome's back the Miniature Steamers


This makes me very happy! I am delighted to announce that the World Famous and super incredible Miniature Steamers will be back once more to participate in LNYDP 2016! These guys are awesome and are frankly a must see! Every year they blow me away and get better and better! I mean, how magical is a miniature steamer, honking its horn and bellowing smoke whilst trundling past London's most famous landmarks! It is simply amazing! My words do not do the Miniature Steamers justice, so have a little peek at the pics below...#WOW!!



Seriously awesome and check out the cheeky Minion passenger!! 


What a sight! A true crowd pleaser!! 



LNYDP attends the Lord Mayor's Gala


LNYDP were delighted to host a table at the Lord Mayor's Gala dinner, in aid of the Sir Simon Milton Foundation. I have to say it was one incredible night and I even got properly dressed up for the occasion lol! Magnificent food, wine, silent auction and company! All in aid of a fantastic project. I am delighted to announce that over £200,000 was raised to make Westminster  a centre of opportunity and enterprise whilst looking after older residents and providing opportunity for the younger residents. . 
Check me out in my rather impressive whistle and flute below....Only disappointing part was that the handsome Alf had to stay at home with the dog sitter! Booo!! x



Not posing at all!! #awkward!! lol

Alfie Time

Basically this picture was too cute and LNYDP Alfie has been so amazing and well behaved this week that I had to include this picture! I mean my two favourite people in the Universe looking both gorgeous and handsome! I love them both so much! As I type this Alfie is being beyond cute and is curled up in a ball under my desk!! Toooo cute for words!! 



Like butter wouldn't melt haha!! Too stunning the pair of them!! 




 Song Of The Week


A great song for a magnificent bunch of LNYDP peeps! Enjoy and have an incredible weekend peeps x


















Saturday, 10 October 2015

Good morning all you wonderful LNYDP peeps! Now for those eagle eyed fanlets amongst you, this is indeed being written and published today on Saturday! What tardiness from myself and the Alfster haha!! We apologise profusely...However what a blog we have in store for you today! Some behind the scenes footage, exclusive to you wonderful LNYDP peeps and never seen before....And yes Alfie really did go up, up and away.......



Our Office LNYDP Alfie bear going up, up and away! Can you guess what Alfie is flying high on???



Official UK Test Inflation


Ok, so as I hinted above, the blog is being written today (Saturday) as yesterday was a seriously exciting day for Alf and I! It was the very first unveiling of LNYDP's very own, exclusively commissioned Magical Mayor Giant Inflatable Balloon and to be honest all I can say is....WOW!! It is a BIG BIG Balloon and pretty spectacular to boot! I was genuinely blown away (get it) and could not stop smiling. I mean, is there anything more magical than a giant inflatable balloon? 

Now, as you know, I got a new title earlier this year, 'Director Of Event Participation' and as such I got to do the TV interviews and Video Interviews at the unveiling and test inflation of LNYDP's Giant Mayor Balloon. It was seriously cool, I truly loved every minute of it haha! Watch out Matt Baker, here I come lol! Genuinely though check out the pics below....I mean natural talent or what haha!! 


 
Me warming up y TV bit lol! So natural haha!! 

Me with the Office LNYDP Alfie puppy in front of LNYDP's very own Giant Mayor Balloon! Awesome!!


Hello Austin Seven!


As the title says lol! Welcome Austin Seven into LNYDP 2016! I am delighted to announce that eight (8) original and classic Austin Seven's will be driving the Parade route in magical fashion. These cars are truly exquisite. I was fortunate to view them in the flesh and well you guys can too now on January 1st in LNYDP 2016! In fact so awesome are these cars that they featured in a British national newspaper (This morning) about being one of the ten best British Cars ever built!Serious wow factor and frankly a must see peeps! They just don't make them like this anymore lol!



Stunning! Is there a more beautiful car on the road? 

Serious kerb appeal.... I mean this or an audi R8? This all day long surely??



LNYDP Lizzie's Jamie had a Big Easy Birthday! 


Well now many of you wonderful LNYDP peeps will know Jamie, the wonderful LNYDP Lizzie's husband and my bro in law! This week he had his birthday and we decided to celebrate in Big and Bold dtyle at the one and only Big Easy in Chelsea! An amazing night and our LNYDP leader and Hero even declared the ribs were up there in his top 10 of all time! High praise indeed! Bill Northern, do not worry, yours are still top of the pile! lol! On a serious note, I ate so much I still cant eat anything more today haha!! Check out the size of the portions below! Yep that really was desert haha!! 



Yes bro Jamie! Going for it with the desert big time haha!! P.s. just hoping he doesn't see this picture haha!! 

Our LNYDP leader and hero saving this little lovely lobster from the hungry diners! Anyone want a pet lobster....?



Song Of The Week


It has to be the incredible Sam Smith with the new James Bond theme tune! Enjoy the weekend wonderful LNYDP folks! x








Friday, 25 September 2015

Good morning you magnificent peeps! We have an Indian summer here in England. It is sunny, hot and most importantly dry!! Seriously lol!! That said It is nowhere near as gorgeous as where LNYDP Lizzie is as I currently type. In fact, check out the below. Lovely Lizzie very kindly emailed the LNYDP Mews headquarters this picture below! Tough life hey haha!! However a well deserved break for a magnificent team member and glad she is having an amazing time....Definitely not jealous at all lool!!


LNYDP Lizzie's morning view!! Terrible lol!!


Furniture Fun at LNYDP Mews


As you wonderful LNYDP peeps may or may not know, we have two new (In Mews) team members at LNYDP Mews Headquarters. The wonderful Mike mentioned last week and the spectacular Benita who many of you will already be familiar with and will have experienced her greatness! 
These awesome new additions mean new furniture - notably desks and thus I got my allen key out and did my DIY bit... and if I might add to a magnificent result (Check out the below)! Ok, computers are not yet in place but look at the beauty of these desks created with my very own bare hands! I am available to anyone who needs DIY work done at very reasonable rates lol!!



Desk One, beautifully pieced together and looking stunning! 

Desk two, looking equally sensational and resplendent in its new location with exposed brickwork! 



LNYDP welcomes Aston Martin into the Parade


Another announcement to make to you wonderful LNYDP peeps....Aston Martin will be taking part in LNYDP 2017. Following hot on the heels of Tesla, Aston Martin have decided to enter 8-10 sensational classic and modern Aston's into the parade. These will include the classic DB2,  the 1970 DBS, the 1980 V8 Vantage right through to the modern Aston Martin DBS and Aston Martin Vanquish. If you love cars then basically you will LOVE this entry!! As a petrolhead, I am literally way tooo excited right now!! #excited#january1st!!!

 

The original and most gorgeous Aston Martin DBS!

The current and sensational Aston Martin Vanquish!




Alfie goes crazy! 


So Kate and I decided to take the handsome and amazing LNYDP Mascot Alfie to Chiswick Park yesterday. Now for those of you who don't know, we are trying to train Alf off the lead in more interesting venues! The first half an hour was great, lots of tail wagging, treats and happy dog faces.... however it then went downhill (literally).....oh dear lol!! Alf decided to do what no dog has done before and jump the 6 foot wall leading into the no dog zone area of the park. Of course the no dog zone did not apply to Alf who proceeded to run amok (albeit rather impressively) around the flower beds and through the greenhouse before I finally caught up with him! An experience to say the least lol!! He did however sleep very well!! Same again tonight lol!!



The wall that Alfie jumped with great aplomb!! Crazy but rather impressive lol!



Song Of The Week


This is a dedication to the awesome and handsome LNYDP Mascot Alfie lol!! The irony is not lost on me haha!! Have a great weekend LNYDP magnificent peeps! x








Friday, 18 September 2015

Good afternoon wonderful LNYDP peeps. Awesome week this end and the rugby World Cup starts tonight! Plus the sun is out...overall WINNING!! lol!! Such a great week here in LNYDP Mews headquarters. We have a confirmed parade line up and this year is the strongest line up to date! Sooo excited!!! #excited!! In fact it was such a good week that the LNYDP team headed out for a well earned Friday lunch! Photographic evidence will follow haha!!


England v Fiji tonight to kick off the Rugby World Cup!! Yea Boiii!!


Tesla Time


LNYDP Motor man Mike has done a superb job working with Tesla and as a result, Tesla will be bringing their magical motors to life on the streets of London come January 1st! The latest Tesla vehicles will be showcased proudly and we can not wait in the Mews headquarters being the car enthusiasts that we are! Tesla will be bringing 10 brand new sensational motors, all in the colours of the Union Jack Flag to magically cruise down the streets of central London on January 1st! Seriously this parade just keeps on giving lol!!



Just wow!! I can dream right!! lol


Imagine 10 stunning brand new Tesla's cruising past you silently! Magical! 


Motor-man Mike and LNYDP Lunch team!


Firstly let me introduce you all to our newest team member Mike! A top man and a true petrolhead! If you want to know anything about cars, Mike is your man. We are all delighted to have Mike on board as an LNYDP team member, securing the best motors to feature in the parade and trust me, this year we really do have the best motors both vintage and new featuring in LNYDP!

Ok, the team lunch....well yes it is possible that a few beers were drunk and the odd glass of wine or six haha, however a great lunch overall to congratulate Mike on his success this week and to basically say well done to all the amazing LNYDP team members for an amazing few weeks of work. P.s. NOt sure why we are all wearing blue shirts...including me taking the picture!! lol 



The blue shirted LNYDP team! How well colour coordinated are we haha!! 


LNYDP Treats


As you wonderful folk may or may not know, our wonderful LNYDP hero and leader is currently in the US watching some sensational High School and University Marching Bands perform. One magnificent group treated our LNYDP team to a lovely surprise on arrival, custom LNYDP handmade biscuits! A lovely gesture and one that I know gave our travelling LNYDP team huge smiles and happy tummies!! Next week I will share the name of this wonderful group for us all to appreciate! So stay tuned lol!!

 

Love these!! I want one lol!! #amazingbiscuits


Song Of The Week

Have a great weekend LNYDP amazing peeps! Enjoy and be happy!! Come on Englanddddd!!! Swing low sweet chariotttt!!  xx









Friday, 11 September 2015


Good morning LNYDP wonderful peeps! Can you believe it, the sun is shining and the weather is sweet (As Bob Marley sang)! We have a busy day day today in the LNYDP Mews Headquarters. Let me just tell you guys  what an amazing surprise announcement we have in store for you in October! It is huge....seriously think big, then double that then treble that lol! MASSIVE!!


The above kind of says it all lol!


LNYDP Interviews


Yes it is already that time. The finest hand selected Tour Assistants have been called in for one last time and are undergoing the final interview stage. The wonderful Lizzie is whittling the chosen few down to even fewer! A truly amazing bunch have stopped by Mews Headquarters all of whom are fantastic! It will be a shame to say goodbye to any of them for this year in truth! It's a tough job the wonderful LNYDP Lizzie has, but she is the best at it, so we all have every faith in her awesome judgement! Alfie has also given them all his very own special seal of approval and well, we all know that LNYDP Mascot is definitely the best judge of people! lol!! 



LNYDP Lizzie putting the recruits through their paces! 



TFL back on board!


Delighted to announce that TFL (Transport For London) are back on board both as an entry into LNYDP and as a partner of LNYDP promoting the wonderful LNYDP to all Londoners. Having been involved as a partner last year, TFL were delighted to come back again for a second year and we at LNYDP are delighted to have them back! This year they will have two 1950's classic open top routemaster Busses and over 50 Santander Bikes participating in LNYDP. All with a magical theme of course! Seriously peeps, this year LNYDP just keeps on getting better and better! I reckon it will be the best parade yet! 



A magnificent vintage TFL Bus in LNYDP

The wonderful open top TFL Bus in LNYDP





























LNYDP Lizzie went up the shard! 


Well as the title suggest, LNYDP Lizzie went up the famous Shard in London yesterday in the name of research....Hmmmmm we believe her right folks haha!! Anyway that aside, check out the views on offer! I know that I might have to pop up the Shard myself and have a drink at their open top bar on the top floor...Could be worse ways to spend an evening right?? That said, it is not dog friendly so poor Alf can't come! I am going to go check it out and definitely recommend you amazing folks doing the same when in London! 



Look at that view!!! Insane!! You can see or miles down the Thames!

The view from the roof top bar! Could be worse hey haha!!


Alfie Watch


It has been a tough week for LNYDP mascot Alf. Poor Alfie has had a tummy infection and has had a few sleepless nights, meaning so has his dad lol! However Alf is on the mend which is really great news. Alfie is definitely back to his handsome boisterous best lol! Thats for sure!! However he is still on the antibiotics for another 4 days, so he will continue to get thoroughly spoilt, with home cooked organic chicken and freshly boiled rice! He deserves it for being so brave!! Will keep you wonderful peeps updated x



Our super handsome pup and LNYDP mascot! xxx


Song Of The Week


Enjoy the weekend guys! A little classic to start the weekend






Friday, 4 September 2015


Good Morning wonderful LNYDP peeps. Another busy week here in LNYDP Mews Headquarters and well another very busy building week in our Mews it would seem! Alfie is not impressed at all lol! Disturbing his daytime siesta!! However even with our great leader and hero touring the US, we continue on like the super troopers / eager beavers that we are haha!! So whats been happening in a nutshell.......



My Friday view lol! Alfie certainly keeps the builders on their toes lol!


Welcome (Back) Pandemonium Drummers


Some excellent news, the Pandemonium drummers are confirmed to once again perform in LNYDP 2016. Fantastic news as this group of drummers are extraordinary! Come and watch them wow the crowds with their magical drum playing ability on January 1st! I hear they will be wearing some very magical costumes too! #excited#newyear#londonparade#LNYDP




The amazing Pandemonium Drummers in the Finale area performing amazingly at a previous LNYDP! What a superb sight and sound! 


Another wonderful snap of the Pandemonium Drummers performing at a night time festival. Truly magnificent to behold!



Limited Edition T-Shirt NOW AVAILABLE!


Ok, so a while back I mentioned that we were offering a super exclusive and extremely limited edition LNYDP 30th Anniversary T-Shirt of which only 100 will ever be made! Well, these bad boys went on sale yesterday and already 15 have been sold! They are seriously awesome. Once these historic and iconic T's have gone, they are gone forever as no more will be made! However, I will be holding one back for the lucky 100,000 viewer of this blog! Hopefully that will be next week and it might be you! Keep reading peeps! 



Just awesome!! Frankly, need I say more lol!



LNYDP Mews News


So, I had my first ever Cro-dough this week! JUST WOW!! A hybrid doughnut and croissant. Amazing for your waistline and fat free lol! Joking aside,  OMG tasty LNYDP peeps! Plus I had a raspberry flavour cro-dough so part of my five a day haha!! Check out the pic below! Come stop by our office and try one for yourself. Seriously you will never look back lol!



Mmmhhhh!!! Yummy in my tummy lol!! Perfect morning set up!!



Bug Alert! Alfie Watch!


I am not going to say toooo much about this as it still freaks me out....However I feel the photograph speaks for itself! Safe to say, I think the building work across the way might have something to do with this rather big fella wandering through the LNYDP Mews front door, albeit extremely uninvited! Alfie didn't notice mind you haha!!



WTF!! Seriously it's like an alien monster! Hugeeeee!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!



Little Alf has had another excellent week! He is super happy although rather irritated by the building outside, letting us all know his displeasure with a rather frequent bark! Fair!! However and far more importantly, Alf has a new favourite toy to keep him occupied and it is hilarious! Its a dancing penguin and every time the penguin moves, Alf runs and hides behind my chair! Tooooo funny!! Need to fishure out how to upload the videos for you amazing LNYDP peeps to watch! Of course cute snap of the handsome guy below lol! Wouldn't be the Joe and Alfie blog without that right lol!!



What a dog! The incredible LNYDP Mascot Alfie! Just too cute for words x


Song Of The Week


A tough one this week, but been listening to this in the car and got really into it! Little car dancing with Alf haha!! Enjoy magnificent LNYDP peeps! Have a great weekend x